Jamie-ology

A little self-indulgence, or exploration. The sky looks like rain could come any second, and Ben needs to nap before we walk. Barney's on TV again, and I need to kill time before I eat a way-to-early lunch. What to do? A survey I received on e-mail from Julie.

MOUTHOLOGY
Q. What is your salad dressing of choice? Honey Mustard
Q. What is your favorite fast food restaurant? In WI: Milio's subs maybe? Stacker with turkey and avocado? In CA: fish tacos, Rubio's or Baja Fresh, I'm not picky. Don't drive-thru often.
Q. What is your favorite sit-down restaurant? Claim Jumper perhaps? Or Cheesecake Factory, not for the cheesecake, which I never order, but more for the appetizers. I rarely eat food that isn't prepared at home.
Q. On average, what size tip do you leave at a restaurant? I'm cheap. As little as possible unless it was an exceptional experience (like when I picked up my husband, LOL).
Q. What food could you eat every day for two weeks and not get sick of? Not on Weight Watcher's: Dark Chocolate. Green Chile Enchiladas. Fish Tacos. Sushi. On WW: Apple Cinnamon Oatmeal. Ham & Schullsburg Baby Swiss on Whole Wheat. I eat both everyday.
Q. What are your pizza toppings of choice? Extra Cheese. Stuffed Pizza, Chicago style.
Q. What do you like to put on your toast? Brummel and Brown.
Q. What is your favorite type of gum? Tropical Twist, trident I think?

TECHNOLOGY
Q. Number of contacts in your cell phone?LOL. Lost my cell at the ER back in February, and haven't got a new one. When I lost it, I had none in there.
Q. Number of contacts in your email address book? 177. Too many.
Q. What is your wallpaper on your computer? Theo in Iraq on the laptop, Hunter on the grass on the upstairs computer.
Q. How many televisions are in your house? 1 full size, one tiny.

BIOLOGY
Q. Are you right-handed or left-handed? Right.
Q. Do you like your smile? Not a fan of my yellowing teeth. Never did like my lips. But I think my smile is very happy, contagious.
Q. What's your best feature? Physical? My hair, maybe? Otherwise, my sense of humor?
Q. Have you ever had anything removed from your body? A mole when I was maybe 6? Abnormal cells from my cervix, scary. Too much information? LOL.
Q. Which of your five senses do you think is keenest? Sight. When I'm preggers, my nose for sure.
Q. When was the last time you had a cavity? Today.
Q. What is the heaviest item you last lifted? Our entertainment center with Theo. Alone, my hutch in the kitchen.
Q. Have you ever been knocked unconscious?Nope.

RANDOM-OLOGY
Q. If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?No way.
Q. Is love for real? Hell yes.
Q. If you could change your first name, what would you change it to? When I was little girl I wanted to be "Rose" whenever I played make-believe. Now, I'd by Sierra, my middle name.
Q. What color do you think looks best on you? Olive Green.
Q. Have you ever swallowed a non-food item by mistake? Eaten a few bugs against my will.
Q. Have you ever saved someone's life? Not that I can think of. I've helped Thep get diagnosed & treated for some pretty serious stuff, like sleep apnea; he has said I saved his life before.
Q. Has someone ever saved yours? When I was about 8 my friend Andrea dragged me out of bed during an earthquake, and a picture fell there seconds later. I think that's it.

DAREOLOGY
Q. Would you walk naked for a half mile down a public street for $100,000? Yes, but only to help my family. We really need that money!
Q. Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100? Leena, when do you get home?
Q. Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000? Don't think so.
Q. Would you never blog again for $50,000? Yup.
Q. Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000? For fat porn? LOL. For the money, yes.
Q. Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000? I'd try. I can't handle a tsp. of that stuff.
Q. Would you, without fear of punishment, take a human life for $1,000,000? No. Maybe Hillary Clinton? LOL. No.
Q. Would you give up watching television for a year for $25,000? Sure. I'd rent the Grey's Anatomy DVD as soon as the year was over, though.

DUMBOLOGY
Q: What is in your left pocket? An empty packet of seeds.
Q: Is Napoleon Dynamite actually a good movie? wouldn't know.
Q: Do you have hardwood or carpet in your house? Some carpet, and vinyl. Some hard wood deep down under layers.
Q: Do you sit or stand in the shower? Stand.
Q: Could you live with roommates? I would rather not.
Q: How many pairs of flip flops do you own? 8 maybe?
Q: Where were you born? Harbor City, CA
Q: Last time you had a run-in with the cops? Car accident, 2 weeks before Hunter was born.

LASTOLOGY
Q: Friend you talked to? Caitlin, two nights ago?
Q: Last person you called? My mom.
Q: Person you hugged?Theo last night when he was brushing his teeth.

FAVORITOLOGY
Q: Number? 9
Q: Color? Green. Yellow.
Q: Season? None. I recently decided I prefer the change of season the best.

CURRENTOLOGY
Q: Missing someone? Theo's at work. My mommy's in CA. Yes.
Q: Mood? Indifferent.
Q: Listening to? Barney at the Zoo on TV, Radio in the kitchen is on George Strait. Love him.
Q: Watching? This screen, and Barney, and Hunter running around with Ben's nasty blanket.
Q: Worrying about? How I'm not walking enough this week.

RANDOMOLOGY
Q: First place you went this morning? Coffee pot.
Q: What can you not wait to do? Scrapbook tonight? I'm anxious to make dinner tonight, it's one of my favorite times of day. I'd love to read a book. I am just so tired and pooped out today. Long term... the flea market in Elkhorn is in a little more than 2 weeks.
Q: What's the last movie you saw? This weekend we rented a fourpack; we saw Pursuit of Happyness, Invincible, Broken Bridges, and Beerfest... don't remember which one was last.
Q: Do you smile often? Sure do.
Q: Are you a friendly person? Very much so. Unless someone crosses me. Then I'm downright evil.
Q: Now that the survey's done what are you going to do? Eat lunch. Ben's asking for food. And you know I'm hungry.